Privacy Policy: Changes

As per our completely-not-made-up-and-possibly-entirely-legally-binding policy, we reserve the right to change our privacy policy at any time without warning or reason. This includes but is not limited to:

• We will start using your data to sell you stuff you don't need.
• We will start sharing your data with our friends and acquaintances, who will probably just spam you with emails.
• We will use AI to analyze your browsing history and suggest really obvious and unhelpful purchases for you to make.

Don't worry, it's for your own good! We promise not to sell your data to any actual villains or anything.

Changes to the privacy policy will be announced on our Updates page. Or maybe on our Social Media pages. Or possibly just in our newsletter. Or in our dreams. We'll let you know when we get around to it.