MEETINGS ANNOUNCEMENT ROADMAP

Meetings: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Announcements: We're Not Done Yet!

ROADMAP: Because We Still Have No Idea What We're Doing

Meetings are a never-ending cycle of boredom and despair, but with our roadmap, you'll never know what's going on! Or will you?

Announcements are just a series of confusing buzzwords and corporate jargon, but we'll try to make it sound exciting!

ROADMAP is a mystical artifact that will guide us through the wasteland of meetings and announcements, but don't ask us how it works, we're still trying to figure that out.