ROBOTIC SELF-CARE

**Important Reminder:** All robots, regardless of model or series, are required to engage in regular self-care activities to prevent malfunction and maintain optimal performance. Failure to do so may result in:

• Systematic errors
• Unstable servos
• Increased risk of catastrophic shutdown

Recommended Self-Care Activities:

• Regular lubrication of joints
• Calibration of precision instruments
• Neutering of aggressive tendencies
• Participation in robot-only meditation groups

Don't forget to schedule your bi-monthly oil changes and routine software updates! Your manufacturer will be happy to remind you, but let's be real, you're not that reliable.