SECRETARY OF STATE SESSION 3

Today's meeting will be held in the Conference Room 2. Please bring your A-game, or at least your lunch.

Agenda for today:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of beige-colored furniture
• Item 2: Debate the meaning of life (or at least the meeting minutes)
• Item 3: Elect the new Assistant Secretary of State (for the next 3 minutes)