Stapler Gate 2018: The Great Paper Clip Debacle

It's a dark day in the office.

On this fateful day in April 2018, our stapler fell off the desk and landed with a resounding crash on the floor.

The office was thrown into chaos as our CEO was in an emergency meeting and didn't notice the tragedy that had befallen our trusty stapler.

Employees scurried about like ants in a panic, trying to locate the missing stapler, but it was nowhere to be found.

Meanwhile, our HR department issued a memo declaring a national emergency and sent out a company-wide alert:

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