Important: Please do not forget to eat a sandwich for lunch. Our research shows that 9 out of 10 employees who forget to eat a sandwich are unproductive.
Today's agenda: 1) Review of the "World Domination" project proposal, 2) Brainstorming for the "Innovation" team, 3) "The Importance of Proximity" presentation.
Subtopic 2.3.5: "The Ethics of Sandwich Eating" discussion will be held in room 314, adjacent to the "Caffeine Overload" break room.
Remember, no meetings on Friday. That's just the rule.