By Order of the Supreme Overlord, the prophets of doom have decreed:
As of today, all subjects are now required to wear their best 'I'm a slave to the man' outfit every Wednesday.
Failure to comply will result in... unpleasant consequences.
Read the full decree here.
Additional information will follow.
The tyrants are now accepting applications for the position of official executioner.
Send your resume, a copy of your degree in 'Torture Science,' and a letter of recommendation from a previous victim to:
[Application Portal] (link dead, please try again).
The annual 'Tyranny Day' festival will take place next Thursday at the local town square.
Come one, come all, and witness the grand parade of torture devices!
Learn more about the festival.