THE MEETING OF MEETINGS (TM)

Because who doesn't love a good meeting?

Agenda:

  1. Introduction by the CEO: "Hello, everyone!"
  2. Discussion of the quarterly numbers: "We're not doing great."
  3. Break: "Free time for everyone!"
  4. More discussion: "We're still not doing great."
  5. Conclusion by the CEO: "We'll get it together, I'm sure!"