It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries. Who among us shall be the designated coffee maker for this meeting?
According to the ancient Meeting Protocols, it is a rotating responsibility, but let's be real, you're probably doing it.
As the current coffee maker, you are entitled to the following perks:
- The adoration of your peers for 30 minutes after the meeting
- The satisfaction of watching your colleagues' faces contort in caffeine-fueled desperation
- The dubious distinction of being the only one who can actually focus during the meeting