Committee of the Year 2022: Where Dreams Go to Die

Agenda for the Ages

We're the Committee of the Year 2022, and we're here to make your life harder with our annual meeting.

Join us as we discuss the pressing issues of:

Tuesday Morning

The meaninglessness of life

Will our stapler be replaced with a stapler-2.0 model?

We'll be discussing the merits of both options.

Wednesday Afternoon

The ethics of eating the last donut in the break room

Is it a right, a privilege, or an unalienable duty?

Join us as we debate the fine points of donut law.

Committee Rules for more information

Committee Members for the list of esteemed attendees.

Decisions, Decisions for the outcome of our deliberations.

Don't forget to bring your lunch!