Another Meeting to Add to the Never-Ending To-Do List

Because we still haven't achieved world peace or solved the meaning of life, we need to meet to discuss more things that aren't working.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The state of the company's vending machine
• Item 2: The ethics of microwaving fish in the break room
• Item 3: The feasibility of replacing all employees with robots (again)

Please bring your favorite snack to share with the group, preferably something that won't make us all hate each other.

Meeting adjourned until next Thursday. Or maybe next Friday. Possibly the week after that. We'll see.