THE ANTAGONIST'S GUIDE TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Step 1: Build a robot army

Acquire 1000s of spare parts
Glue them all together
Install laser cannons
Program with malice

Step 2: Steal all the snacks

Target key snack distribution points (e.g. coffee shops, movie theaters)
Use robot army to overwhelm and intimidate vendors
Install own brand of snack dispensers
Charge triple the price

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