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Escape Route 1: The Apocalypse Edition

The world is ending, and we're not exactly sure why. But, you know what they say: "If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything and start again."

This route is not recommended, but if you're feeling particularly masochistic, we'll provide some... creative shortcuts.

You've got about 30 minutes to reach the bunker. Don't bother trying to call for help; the phones are dead. The internet's on fire.

Here's the deal:

Take a detour via the old water tower. It's a long way, but at least you'll have a good view.
Cut through the abandoned amusement park. We hear the roller coaster's got a few loose screws.
Take a shortcut through the abandoned movie theater. The seats are still comfy, though.
Go via the sewer system. It's a tight squeeze, but you might find a few lost souls down there.

Remember, this is not a drill. The apocalypse is coming, and we're not exactly sure if the coffee shop on the corner still has coffee.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a detour through the haunted house on 5th and Main. We hear the ghosts are friendly.

Good luck, and may the road rise up to meet you.