APocalypse Date Set!

It's finally here. The apocalypse. The end of all things. Don't panic, but do panic buy, because the world as we know it will soon be no more.

Comfort Essentials to Stock Up On:

• 1,000 rolls of toilet paper (because you never know when you'll be stuck in a post-apocalyptic bathroom)
• 500 gallons of water (for hydration and making a splash in the new world)
• 500 pounds of cat food (because cats are the real rulers of this earth)

Don't bother with the fancy stuff, folks. We're talking basic human needs here. If it's not toilet paper, water, or cat food, it's not worth hoarding.

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• What to Wear in the Apocalypse
• Where to Hide from Nuclear Winter