Panic Buying for the Apocalypse: A Guide to Stocking Up on Medication

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, it's time to get real about your medication needs. Don't let the impending doom get you down – stock up and get ready to face the apocalypse with confidence!

Step 1: Gather Your Essentials

Don't bother with the fancy stuff, focus on the basics:

• Antibiotics (for when you inevitably get a scratch from that one zombie)
• Antihistamines (for the inevitable allergic reactions to the apocalypse dust)
• Thyroid medication (you never know when you'll have to run for your life)

Step 2: Consider the Non-Essentials

Now that you've got the must-haves, think about the nice-to-haves:

• Ex-lax (for that one friend who just won't stop talking)
• Midol (for when your feet get tired of walking through the ruins)
• Advil (for those pesky post-apocalyptic headaches)

Step 3: Prepare for the Unknown

It's time to think outside the box and stock up on some truly unexpected items:

• Ciprofloxacin (for that one weird rash you just can't get rid of)
• Hydralazine (for when you inevitably develop a taste for toxic water)

Don't forget to Phase 2: The Realistic Preparations