Apocalypse Strategies

Because the end of the world as we know it is inevitable, we've gathered our top 10 apocalypse strategies to help you make the most of the impending doom.

1. Plan Your Escape 2. Stock Up on Snacks 3. Learn to Play the Theremin

Plan Your Escape

Don't get caught in the initial blast. Know the evacuation routes, stock up on emergency supplies, and practice your "I'm a survivor" pose in front of the mirror.

Learn the routes. Stock up. Practice your survival face.

Stock Up on Snacks

When the world ends, the real challenge will be staying focused on survival with a rumbling tummy. Ditch the fancy restaurants, stock up on your favorite junk food.

Raid the local convenience stores Install a pancake machine

Learn to Play the Theremin Theremin Lessons

Theremin Lessons

Because the theremin is the perfect instrument for the post-apocalyptic world. Learn to play it, and you'll be the life of the party in the underground bunker.
Lesson 1: Holding the theremin Lesson 2: Theremin Soundscapes Lesson 3: Music for Survivors

Theremin Basics

First things first, learn how to hold the theremin without dropping it. Then, practice playing simple melodies like "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" and "The Imperial March".
Holding the Theremin Theremin Melodies
Hold the Theremin

Don't let the theremin control you, you must control the theremin. Practice holding it firmly, but gently, and you'll be playing like a pro in no time.

Theremin Melodies

Start with the classics: "The Entertainer", "The Blue Danube", and of course, "The Theremin Song".