Apply to be a Prophet
Be at least 18 (no, really, we mean it)
Have a degree in Divinity or related field (or 4 years of experience in staring at the wall)
Demonstrate a proven track record of accurately predicting the apocalypse (or at least the lottery numbers)
Show leadership skills, or at least the ability to herd cats
Be willing to don a robe and staff in public (optional but highly recommended)
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