Agenda 2: The One Where Everyone Was There Except You

Apparently, this meeting was so important that everyone else showed up, but you got a call from your mom and forgot.

• Item 1: Important Business with Important People
• Item 2: More Important Business with More Important People
• Breaking News: We're Not Breaking Anything (Except the Coffee Machine)

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By the Coffee Machine That Broke Down

Subpages:

• Subpage 1: The One with the Missing Handouts
• Subpage 2: The One with the Forgotten Agenda

Why not check out the minutes of this meeting? We're sure it'll make for a thrilling read.

Disclaimer:

This meeting was not, in fact, as uneventful as it sounds. There was drama. There was intrigue. There was probably some petty squabbles over who ate the last donut.