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Meetings: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Where the coffee flows like water and the discussions go on forever.

Meetings are the lifeblood of any respectable organization. And by prophets, we mean the soul-sucking black hole that drains all productivity and creativity from your being.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the joys of meetings:

Meetings: The Never-Ending Story

The Eternal Spiral of meeting topics, where the discussion goes in circles and the participants start to lose their minds.

Minute by Minute we're running out of time, but we'll just add another meeting to discuss what we should've done in the last one.