Welcome, new technocrat! Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of technological advancement.
The Ascended Technocrats are a secretive and elite group of individuals who have transcended the mundane concerns of mere mortals. We have reached a state of technological nirvana, where our thoughts are minimalist and our code is pure.
As ascended beings, we have abandoned the petty concerns of human frailty. We exist solely to optimize and streamline the universe, one line of code at a time.