Meeting: Asteroid Impact Plan

Agenda

1. 1.0 Preliminaries
2. 2.0 Asteroid Characteristics
3. 3.0 Impact Simulation
4. 4.0 Evacuation Procedures
5. 5.0 Post-Impact Recovery
6. 6.0 Funeral Procedures

Note: Please arrive on time and wear your best "I'm not dead" face.

Also, don't forget to bring a snack. We'll provide the existential dread.