Meeting Notes for the Utterly Inconsequential 12347th Meeting

Attended by: Attendees

Objective: Discuss the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.

Key Takeaways:

• We are all just specks of dust in the grand tapestry of time.
• Our actions are mere ripples in the pond of existence.
• The meeting will likely end with a pizza order and a discussion about whose turn it is to clean up.

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