Attendance Policy: The Consequences Are Real

Tolerating Lateness is Not Our Policy

Dear valued team members,

We're watching you. And we're not just talking about the security cameras; we're talking about the ones in your mind.

Lateness is a plague. It's a disease. It's a fungus that's eating away at the very fabric of our productivity.

We're not asking you to be early, just on time. And if you're not on time, you're a menace.

Here are the consequences of your actions:

• Late Fees: Because Who Doesn't Love Paying Extra Money?
• Points Deduction System: The More You're Late, the More You'll Suffer
• Mandatory Makeovers: Because Your Hair's a Little too Big, Isn't It?

Don't say we didn't warn you.

See you all at the next meeting. On time, we hope.

Best, The Timekeeper

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