Meetings: Exceptional Attendance

Because, Let's be Real, You're Gonna Miss Them Anyway

At "Meetings: Exceptional Attendance," we understand that life is short, but meetings are shorter. That's why we're implementing a new policy:

We will not, under any circumstances, penalize or discipline employees for missing a meeting that was scheduled for 3:00 AM on a Tuesday. That's right, folks. We trust our team members to make wise decisions.

Exceptional Cases:

• Zombie Apocalyptic Meetings
• Alien Invasion Meetings
• Robot Uprising Meetings

Disclaimer:

By requesting an exception, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the fine print: you're on your own, folks.