Exception Policy for Meetings During the Zom-Braaaaains Pandemic

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are introducing an exception policy for meeting attendance during the Zom-Braaaaains Pandemic.

Exceptions to the Exception Policy: (Just go ahead, we won't judge you)

• You are a Zombie: You are excused from attending all meetings, as your condition makes it difficult to participate in productive discussions.
• You are a Braaaaains connoisseur: Your extensive knowledge of Braaaaains is deemed a threat to the meeting's productivity.

Apply for a Brain-Hunting License if you feel you have the skills to handle the exceptional situation.

Remember, meetings are for the living. Or, you know, the non-undead.

Take a Zombie Leave of Absence if you need to take some time to... reanimate.

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