Exceptions to the Burnt Food Protocol

For situations where the burnt offering is truly exceptional.

1. The fire alarm didn't go off. The fire alarm is still in the shop, awaiting delivery.
2. Someone left the stove on. It was a deliberate act of culinary art.
3. The kitchen is being fumigated. The kitchen is being repurposed as a makeshift art studio.

Exceptions are subject to change, and so is the definition of "burnt."

For more information, please see our Burnt Food Protocol.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Rogue Cuisine.