Exception to the Exception: A Meeting Attendance Policy That's Not Really a Policy

When it comes to meeting attendance, we're all about flexibility. Like, really flexible. Like, "I just pretended to not be there" flexible.

So, here's the thing: if you just pretend to not be in a meeting, that's okay! We won't judge you. Unless you're in a meeting about judging people who pretend not to be there, in which case, we'll just have to judge you.

But seriously, if you just want to skip meetings, that's fine. Just don't tell anyone we said that. Our official attendance policy is still "show up, or not show up, we really don't care."

However, if you do happen to "attend" a meeting, you might want to check out our What to Wear to a Pretend-Meeting guide for some tips on how to look your best while pretending to be there.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can always check out our Meetings in Space subpage, where we explore the theoretical possibilities of meetings that take place in zero gravity.

Disclaimer: This is not, in fact, a real policy. Or is it? Maybe.