Feline Therapy Meetings: Managerial Decisions

This is a meeting where we discuss the exceptional cases of cat behavior.

The Case of Whiskers

Whiskers, a sassy calico, has been seen lounging on the executive floor for three hours without moving.

Discussion:

Should we let Whiskers stay, citing "feline productivity" and "napping rights"? Or should we evict her, citing "company policy" and "not being on the clock"?
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The Case of Mittens

Mittens, our beloved pug-cat, has been seen stealing the stapler.

Discussion:

Should we give Mittens a "stapler-replacement-therapy" session, or do we need to "pug-ify" our policies?

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