The Exception Heard 'Round the World
Managerial Decision: I'm Not Even Trying
In a shocking turn of events, the great and powerful leader has decreed that attendance policy exceptions will be granted to anyone who just doesn't feel like showing up.
It's not that we're lazy, it's just that the couch is calling our name.
And so, with great pleasure, we announce the creation of the "I'm Not Even Trying" exception policy.
From now on, any employee who feels like it, can just not show up. No questions asked.
Side effects may include:
- Increased coffee sales
- More frequent use of the "I'm Not Even Trying" phrase
- Unsustainable productivity
Don't worry, we'll just add it to the company's "I'm Not Even Trying" expense account. You know, for "research purposes."