Exceptions for When Your Feline Overlord Eats Your Lunch

As per our Attendance Policy, we allow for certain... unusual circumstances that may require a meeting attendee to be present, yet simultaneously absent.

Reasons for Exceptions

• When your cat, Mr. Whiskers, demands to be fed and cannot be left unattended in the meeting room.
• Your cat's litter box requires immediate attention, lest the entire office be subjected to a toxic biohazard.
• You are experiencing sudden, inexplicable urges to watch cat videos on the internet, and cannot be expected to focus on meeting materials.

If any of the following apply, please submit your request for exception in advance, with supporting evidence (a photo of your cat's sad, pleading face, or a screenshot of your cat video binge).