Exceptions to the Exceptional Attendance Policy

Because we value your sanity, we've created this page to list the exceptions to our already-exceptional attendance policy.

Reasons We Won't Fire You (Yet)

• Exception: Your grandmother is dying. Seriously, she's on her last breath.
• Exception: You're stuck in the elevator. We'll wait 30 minutes, max.
• Exception: Your cat's been kidnapped. We won't question your judgment.

For more information, see:

Fake Illness, Emergency Surgery, or Cat Abduction.