Snack Attack Exception Policy

Warning: Snack Attack is not just a random outburst of hunger. It's a carefully crafted art form.

Causes of Snack Attack:

• Exhaustion of productivity and motivation
• Uncontrollable desire for crunchy snacks
• Existential dread of Monday morning meetings

Exception Procedures:

1. Take a 5-minute break to grab a snack
2. Call a Snack Attack Hotline for emergency snack delivery (available 24/7)
3. Perform a 5-minute desk push-up to reboot your focus

View our comprehensive Snack Attack Snack Delivery Options.

Remember: Snack Attack is not just a personal problem, it's a global pandemic. Stay vigilant and stay snacked.