In the interest of fairness and snack equity, we have established a special exception for those who find themselves in the presence of a cereal box that is 3.7% larger than the standard issue 12 oz. can.
This rare exception allows for an extra 2 minutes and 14 seconds of meeting time to be allocated towards studying the intricacies of the cereal box's unique dimensions, thereby ensuring that all attendees are adequately prepared for the snack attack that is sure to follow.
Learn more about Snack Attack Exception 4: "The Spoon" Conundrum Read the Snack Attack Protocol