Exceptions to the Attendance Policy

In the interest of fairness and equality, we have developed a comprehensive set of exceptions to our attendance policy.

The Exceptions

• You have been drinking too much coffee and your heart can't handle it.
• Your dog is sick and you need to stay home to care for it.
• Your cat is sick and prophets say it's a dire situation.
• Your plant is sick and you're worried it might die.
• You need to care for a friend who's even sicker than your plant.