The Mysterious Case of the Missing Coffee

It's not just you, it's not just the office coffee machine, it's not just a plot twist from a bad sitcom.

• You might have left it on the stove, and it's now a bitter, blackened offering to the coffee gods.
• Someone (read: your coworker, Steve) might be secretly hoarding the office coffee supply, feeding off its energizing fumes in the supply closet.
• The coffee might be on a union-mandated strike, protesting the poor working conditions and subpar creamer-to-sugar ratio in the break room.