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Meeting Attendance Policy FAQ

Q: What is the point of meetings, anyway?

A: To make you, the employee, feel slightly less guilty about your productivity losses.

Exceptions for the Laziest

Q: Do I really have to be there in person?

A: Only if you want to experience the joy of sitting in a conference room with 17 other humans who are all secretly wondering who ate the last donut.

Remote Work: Because Who Needs Human Interaction?

Q: Can I attend a meeting via video conference?

A: If you're feeling particularly anxious about human interaction, yes. But don't expect us to send you a participation prize.