Bobs' Meeting Attendance Policy: Fun Facts and Merchandise

Did you know that our company has been meeting for a whole 5 minutes every week?

Here's a fun fact: 42% of our attendees are secretly robots.

We're so proud of our attendance record, we're selling merchandise to celebrate! Buy our awesome t-shirts or mugs today!

Other fun facts:

• Our meetings are always 100% more interesting with our new coffee machine.
• We have a 10/10 chance of actually getting a decision made.