Bob's Patent Attire: Attendance Policy Fun Facts

As a leading expert in patentable attire, Bob's Patent Attire has a strict attendance policy. Don't even think about being late, or you'll be forced to wear a neon pink "I'm a tardy employee" badge.

Here are some fun facts about our attendance policy:

• We have a 5-minute window for "fashionably late." That's 5 whole minutes! You can arrive up to 5 minutes past the scheduled start time, but no more.
• We track your tardiness with a state-of-the-art system that uses AI, machine learning, and a hint of magic.
• We offer a "Get Out of Tardiness Free" card for employees who have perfect attendance. It comes with a free lunch and a side of dignity.

Subpages:

• Tardy Tuesday: The Worst Day of the Week
• Attendance Heroes: The Brave Ones Who Arrive On Time

Disclaimer:

Note: Our attendance policy is subject to change at any moment without notice. We're not responsible for your sanity.