MEETINGS
ATTENDANCE POLICY
Due to the impending doom of being late, we have established the following attendance policy:
- Late-comers are not welcome. In fact, they are not welcome at all.
- Arrive precisely at the scheduled time, or face the wrath of your coworkers.
- Early birds will be rewarded with an extra cookie, provided they don't disturb the sleep of their slumbering colleagues.
- Exceptions: Only apply to the first 3 late-comers. After that, you're on your own.
For more information on our meeting schedule, visit:
- AGENDA (where we plan our world domination)
- MINUTES (where we record our failures)
- DECISIONS (where we pretend to be in charge)