Managerial Decision Contact - Meeting Attendence Policy

The Unyielding Truth: Our Meeting Policy

Meetings. The bane of productivity, the scourge of sanity. And yet, we must suffer them all the same.

We, at the Neo-Brutalist Corporation, have a strict meeting policy in place. And by "strict", we mean "somewhat flexible" and " occasionally enforced by HR".

Meetings are mandatory, unless you're a manager. Then you can just send out a mass email and call it a "Town Hall" meeting.

But fear not, dear employee! For you shall be notified of all meetings via our proprietary Meeting-App, which will surely not be replaced by a simple calendar invite.

And if you're feeling particularly unproductive during a meeting, just remember: you're not just attending, you're networking. And by "networking", we mean "suffering through a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation".

Meeting Types

• Stand-Up Meetings: For when you just can't get enough of your colleagues' faces
• Brainstorming Meetings: Because nothing says "productivity" like a group of people shouting random ideas at each other
• Status Update Meetings: Where we update each other on our non-existent progress