| Meetings That Should Never Happen | Consequences |
|---|---|
| Unannounced meetings with no agenda | Public shaming and possible dismemberment of meeting leader |
| Meetings that last longer than 2 hours | Forced watching of cat videos during the meeting as punishment |
| Meetings where attendees aren't allowed to talk | Banishment to the "Meeting Siberia" |
| Meetings with an agenda not aligned with company goals | Demotion to "Meeting Intern" |
Click here for penalties and fines for meeting abuse.
Don't make us send you to the Meeting Hall of Shame!