Meeting Hall of Shame: Attendance Policy

Meetings That Should Never Happen Consequences
Unannounced meetings with no agenda Public shaming and possible dismemberment of meeting leader
Meetings that last longer than 2 hours Forced watching of cat videos during the meeting as punishment
Meetings where attendees aren't allowed to talk Banishment to the "Meeting Siberia"
Meetings with an agenda not aligned with company goals Demotion to "Meeting Intern"

Click here for penalties and fines for meeting abuse.

Don't make us send you to the Meeting Hall of Shame!

Meeting Rules