Meeting Protocol

Because you clearly can't get work done without us, meetings have been established as a necessary evil.

Meeting Etiquette

• Arrive on time, but only if you can.
• Bring a coffee, but only if it's free.
• Turn off your phone, but only when you really need to.
• Take notes, but only if they're not too many.

Meeting Structure

Meetings will be held at least twice a week, but often more often. We'll make sure to fill your schedule with as many meetings as humanly possible.

Agenda

1. Introduction
2. Review of the last meeting's minutes (or lack thereof)
3. Discussion of the current meeting's topic (or lack thereof)
4. Adjournment

Sub-Protocols

Meeting Minutes Meeting Schedule

Disclaimer

By attending a meeting, you acknowledge that you're voluntarily subjecting yourself to the tedium and boredom that is the meeting.