Meetings: because who doesn't love a good meeting?
Our company is so committed to tracking your attendance that we've created a system that's almost as complicated as the meetings themselves.
Step 1: Fill out a spreadsheet with your name, date, time, and meeting ID.
Step 2: Attach a copy of your ID card, a selfie with a "I'm here" smile, and a signed affidavit attesting to your presence.
Step 3: Email the completed spreadsheet to our central attendance server, where it will be reviewed, approved, and archived for posterity.
And that's not all! Our system also features:
Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds. (Or is it?) Read our Frequently Asked Questions for more info.