Because who needs human interaction, anyway?
Step 1: Down 3 shots of espresso before the meeting. It's science.
Step 2: Stare intensely at your phone while pretending to be interested.
Step 3: When the meeting leader asks for feedback, just say "It's fine."
Step 4: If someone tries to talk to you, just nod enthusiastically while thinking about your fantasy football league.
And remember, if you're not present, you're not missing out on anything.
And don't forget the most common side effect: Being a Hermit