Because let's face it: showing up to work is the bare minimum. And by "bare minimum," we mean the lowest possible standard of human decency.
We expect you to arrive at least 15 minutes before your scheduled start time. Anything less than that, and you'll be considered "that guy."
And don't even get us started on punctuality. If you're not on time, don't bother showing up at all.
But hey, being on time is just the start. We want to see your face around here, and your contributions to the office watercooler.
So, to sum it up: Stand By Your Man, because if you're not here, you're not contributing. And trust us, nobody likes that guy.
For more on our Stand By Your Man Attendance Policy: The Unspoken Rules, check out our other resources:
What Happens If You're Not On Time?
Attendance is Critical to the Survival of the Human Species
Stand By Your Man in the Workplace: A Guide for the Perpetually Late