Meeting Attendance

Latecomers: The Unwelcome Guests

Why do people keep doing this? Are they trying to be fashionable? No, it's just that their internal clocks are as accurate as their excuses.

We've got 10 meetings a day, and you're late to all of them. You're like the human version of that one cousin who always forgets their own name at family gatherings.

We've taken to keeping a tally. It's not pretty.

Want to see more of the numbers? Click here.

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