MEETINGS: Attendance Policy

Required for all meetings, except Tuesdays

Unless you're a robot, in which case you're excused.

• Arrive on time
• Don't eat the donuts
• No laptops during the meeting
• Don't talk about the weekend
• Respect the meeting chair
• Don't mention your feelings
• Don't mention the weekend again
• Don't eat the stapler
• Don't talk about your feelings... again