Bob's Ideas in Detail:
Bob's Idea 1: "We should totally have more meetings. It's the best way to get work done, right? Just ask my mom, she loves meetings."
Bob's Idea 2: "A coffee machine would be great for the break room. We could call it 'The Caffeine Oasis'."
Bob's Idea 3: "Who needs a chair? We're all about innovation here, right? Stand, stand, stand! It's the new sit-down."
Bob's Idea 4: "Two meetings at once? Sounds like a great idea, Bob! We could call it 'Meet-Merge' and get double the productivity."
Bob's Idea 5: "The Department of Ideas That Will Probably Never Happen is going to be a real game-changer. I'm thinking of adding a new division: 'The Department of Ideas That Will Probably Never Happen But We're Going to Pretend They Will'."