Presented a 10-slide PowerPoint presentation on the importance of proper chair ergonomics in the modern workplace.
Failed to mention the word "ergonomics" even once, instead relying on awkward hand gestures.
Spoke for 3 hours and 14 minutes, earning a standing ovation from exactly 1 person (the intern who was just trying to stay awake).
Refused to answer questions about the meeting's actual agenda, instead insisting on discussing my cat's new haircut.