html Meetings: John's Attendance Policy FAQ

Attendee Policy FAQ for John

Q: What happens if I'm running late to a meeting with John?

A: Well, that's just a given. John's meetings are like a hostage situation, but with more PowerPoint. Just show up, apologize, and hope the hostage-takers (aka, John's colleagues) let you go.

Q: Can I bring my cat to the meeting?

A: Only if the cat is also an expert in "Feline Time-Management Techniques".

Q: How many meetings can I attend with John in a row?

A: The answer is 7. After that, John's "meeting fatigue" protocol kicks in, and he'll start making you attend meetings with his aunt.

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